We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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