do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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