Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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