im holly from the hills drunk
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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