I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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