It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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