I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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