Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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