Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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