I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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