found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
please come you make the beer taste better
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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