The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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