physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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