is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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