Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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