They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
third nipple confirmed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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