you mean i was at the winter classic?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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