Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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