so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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