nut hugger
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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