O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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