my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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