My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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