But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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