I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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