**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he just fucked me for my cheese..
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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