if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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