he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
