coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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