The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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