Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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