Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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