Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
