Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you didnt know i had herpes?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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