I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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