new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
