You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's never too late to be topless.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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