I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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