I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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