fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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