There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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