I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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