Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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