two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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