but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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