I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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