Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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