I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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