You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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