he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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